Driver’s Excuse For Going 111 MPH? To Have Sex!
Zachary P. Ramriez likes to drive fast
Naperville resident Zachary P. Ramirez got pulled over by Naperville police after he was caught on radar driving 111 mph (in a 45 mph zone) and blew through a red light and a stop sign according to a Fox Chicago News story.
Where was young Zachary going in such a hurry?
He was rushing to have sex with a girl he liked he explained to the cops.
We’re not sure that defense will hold up in court though.
That must have been one amazingly attractive young woman to be driving so fast.
Perhaps the most shocking thing about this story was that Ramirez was going 111 mph in a 1994 Honda Prelude.
Here’s Fox Chicago’s full story, “Naperville Man Caught Going 111 MPH Says He Was Rushing To Go Have Sex.”
If he really wants that defense to stick, he’d better bring the girl with him to court. “hey judge, wouldn’t you?”
At least he was honest…
I don’t know GLG….it would have to depend on how old the chick is.