Parking Ticket Used As Toilet Paper Gets Medinah Man Arrested
Holy crap!
According to the Daily Herald, a man issued a parking ticket in Bartlett, got busted for wiping his butt with a parking ticket he received and mailing it back to the north suburban village.
The $15 ticket enraged Alexander J. Bailey of Medinah enough that he used it instead of toilet paper and mailed it in with a note written on the ticket claiming he did wipe doo-doo on the envelope.
A village employee handling parking tickets discovered the note, the stains and the foul odor.
The 22 year old man now faces disorderly conduct charges. He was released after posting bail on a $5000 bond. He’ll be back in court on June 1st.
We advise next time, stick with the Charmin and just pay the $15, because that’s a pretty crappy thing to do.
What a bunch of crap! Here’s hoping the judge wipes this from the guy’s record. Still, it would probably do him some good to learn to just roll with the punches.
Jeff…how would you feel if you were to open your daily mail and find a soiled piece of paper with Shit on it?
Government office….Official Document…
That moron is lucky he has only been charged with Misdemeanor Disorderly Conduct.
Please note feces is a big carrier of diseases.
I think Jeff is being funny. But, I’m a sucker for bad puns.
I mean c’mon, it was really a shitty thing to do.
See, bad pun.
Right on, PTG. I was certain that much would be obvious, but alas… internet communication. I guess the tone of my post got clogged somewhere in the pipes.
In all seriousness though, this guy is a total asswipe. Granted, not quite bad enough to be made #2 on the F.B.I.’s Most Wanted, but as you say, it was a shitty thing to do. I hope his lawyer isn’t skilled enough to expel this from the record; this guy needs to learn that he can’t just float through life succumbing to his every whim.
What a shit-for-brains. He got off CHEAP with a mere $15 ticket. Maybe he’ll spend some time in the slammer, so Bubba can use HIM for toilet paper!
I was wondering why the stupid behavior over a 15$ ticket?
Hell….Chicagos lowest Parking ticket is 25$
DoR!
I know, $15 right! If tickets were $15 in Chicago, I would pay them with no problem.
That guy is a big ass whiner.
I thought Jeff’s post was funny.
But seriously, ewwwwww.
This tool just got busted for robbing 11 houses in our neighborhood in Medinah. I hope to god that this kid does not procreate. His parents must be proud. On top of wiping your ass with a ticket, you go and rob 11 houses in your own neighborhood you’re an f’ing genious. To bad this isn’t the early 1900′s b/c we could have him sterilized.
He started robbing the houses in July. I am beginning to wonder if he robbed the houses in order to pay for his ticket. Stupidity begets studpidity…
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