Parking Ticket Used As Toilet Paper Gets Medinah Man Arrested
According to the Daily Herald, a man issued a parking ticket in Bartlett, got busted for wiping his butt with a parking ticket he received and mailing it back to the north suburban village.
The $15 ticket enraged Alexander J. Bailey of Medinah enough that he used it instead of toilet paper and mailed it in with a note written on the ticket claiming he did wipe doo-doo on the envelope.
A village employee handling parking tickets discovered the note, the stains and the foul odor.
The 22 year old man now faces disorderly conduct charges. He was released after posting bail on a $5000 bond. He’ll be back in court on June 1st.
We advise next time, stick with the Charmin and just pay the $15, because that’s a pretty crappy thing to do.