Listen up everybody!

Ticketmaster, our friend and resident Parking Enforcement Aide (PEA) has just e-mailed with a cornucopia of news, advice, tips and info.

If I were you, I would take heed of anything Ticketmaster advises.

Hello Everyone!

Wanted to give everybody a heads up. Yesterday, we all received a txt message from management on our Nextels that told us if we attempted to call off sick on Monday (day after Super Bowl) it would be denied, unless it was “pre-approved”.

This can only mean that management appears to be so thirsty for revenue, that they
are willing to risk someones well-being even if that person is legitimately sick. It is true, Monday is a regular work day, and considering that people may enjoy the Super Bowl a little to much the night before to make it into work, and will take off.

This is nothing new, and it is to be expected in ANY business. I guess management is banking on it being a super Monday. If you should see the Ticketmaster or any of his colleagues looking like they should have stayed at home with an ice compress on the head or under the covers, please take pity on us as we were forced to come into work this way. The best way to protect yourself here:

1. If you are parked in a zone permit area, PUT A BRAND NEW STICKER ON YOUR WINDOW COMPLETELY FILLED OUT WITH THE TIME AND DATE. DO NOT MAKE ANY ERASE MARKS OR SCRATCH OUTS OR WRITE OVERS AS IT MAY APPEAR TO BE REUSED.

2. THIS IS THE 2ND OF FEBRUARY AND THAT MEANS ALL JANUARY 09 STICKERS HAVE EXPIRED.

THERE IS NO 15 OR 30 DAY EXTENSION. WE ARE OFF SUNDAY (02/01/09), TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT FACT AND GET YOUR PLATE STICKER. EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO SPEND THE EXTRA 5 DOLLARS AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE..

Sorry about shouting, however as I will be at a Super Bowl Party, any shouting I may
do on Monday may cause me pain.

Kind Regards
Ticketmaster

As usual, thank you Ticketmaster for the big, beginning of the month heads up.