Monthly Archives: May 2008
Don’t Fear The (Street) Sweeper?
I have been thinking a lot about the city’s move to trick out their street sweepers with photo-enforcement cameras. And I’m a little scared.
Originally, I thought it was a quaint idea. But I’ve become much more impressed with the insidiousness of the plan.
Consider all the man power that the Dept. of Revenue puts into street cleaning enforcement. Every weekday morning, April through October, from 9 AM to 11 AM or even later, parking enforcement officers are ticketing vehicles which have not heeded the colored cardboard warning signs.
When street sweepers are camera equipped, these ticket writers won’t be needed. The street sweepers will do all the work. The camera-enhanced sweepers are faster than humans, cover every street to be cleaned AND actually produces photographic evidence to further implicate you.
Drivers won’t be able to argue that the signs weren’t posted, or the ticket was a mistake, because the cameras will photograph their vehicle and license plate, but also document the posted signs–at least that’s my guess.
If that’s not bad enough, think what happens with all those parking enforcement officers. Currently, parking enforcement officer’s are writing tickets in all 50 wards where street cleaning occurs every day.
All the manpower, 50 some parking enforcement officers a day, that have been freed up from street cleaning enforcement, will be re-assigned to write even more–many more–parking tickets elsewhere. Perhaps your car will become a victim of this improved efficiency. Like I’ve said before, when did “The city that works,” actually become the city that works?
For the city, this is a win-win.
For the Chicago motorist, it’s a big fist up our collective ass.
Damn.
Be Wary Of Special Events This Summer
Just a heads up.
Over the past few weeks, The Expired Meter has heard multiple horror stories of people awaking on Saturday or Sunday morning to find their vehicle had disappeared or been stolen.
The shocking, expensive and painful reality was that the city had towed their vehicle, from their assumed perfectly legal parking spot, because of some sort of special event, ie: The Ravenswood Run.
Events like walk-a-thons, charity running or athletic event, street festivals, concerts, filming/movie set (starring Johnny Depp), etc.
With the summer event season just getting into full swing, I want to advise everyone to be super-extra-ultra-vigilant–especially if you live close to the lakefront or in a hot neighborhood of the city, where a lot of these events take place.
I want you to watch for special event signs, posters and letters. I want you to stay abreast of these events coming into the neighborhood. I want you to be in touch with your alderman’s office.
I don’t want you to be caught off-guard and get towed because you were not paying attention. I don’t want you to have to endure one of Dante’s very special rings of hell called the Chicago Auto-Pound, have to shell out $160.00 or more and waste the better part of a beautiful summer weekend.
That’s because I care about you dear reader.
The city of Chicago does not.
Be careful this summer.
Ask The Parking Ticket Geek – 5/27/08
Dear Parking Ticket Geek,
Just wondering, in regards to street cleaning, is it okay to park on a street that is marked for street cleaning after it has been cleaned, even if it is before 3 p.m.?
Thanks,
Kim
A very good question Kim.
A reasonable person could conclude, that if the street cleaning referenced on the signs tied to the trees along the street was completed, one could re-park their car, even if was before 3 PM.
In general, I think once the street cleaners have been swept your street, it’s pretty safe to re-park your vehicle. My experience has been that most tickets for street cleaning are written early in the morning, between 9 AM and 11 AM. So the later in the day, the better your chances of avoiding a ticket.
Being the nervous and paranoid geek I am, I would NOT officially recommend doing this. But to be honest, I have done it myself once or twice in my life, but closer to 3 PM.
If you do decide to re-park after street cleaning, you do so at your own risk.
Technically, you would still be in violation of the law and still be liable if you are ticketed. After reviewing the law, there is nothing written that gives you permission to re-park on the street before 3 PM if street cleaning is complete.
Your shrill protestations during your defense of “the street was already cleaned when I parked my car!”, would not sway the hearing officer. You would be on the hook for the $50 fine.
I went even further investigating this issue and called the 33rd Ward Streets & Sanitation office to speak with ward Superintendent Primitivo Lebron.
Lebron strongly recommended against re-parking before 3 PM.
“The reason is, we sometimes send the street sweeper three or four times down the same street to make sure they’re clean,” said Lebron. “And those guys (Parking Enforcement Officers) will ticket you–they have even ticketed OUR (Streets & San.) vehicles in the past…they’ll ticket anyone.”
Mr. Lebron went on to explain that, in most cases, Streets & Sanitation employees try to remove street cleaning signs as soon as cleaning is completed–and before 3 PM whenever possible.
So there ya go Kim. Chances are low you’ll be ticketed after the street is cleaned, but re-park at your own risk.
Very truly yours,
The Parking Ticket Geek
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Happy Memorial Day! – Parking Meters FREE Today
Today, the entire nation celebrates Memorial Day. A holiday that rightly celebrates the sacrifices the men and women of America’s armed forces have made, over our country’s 241 year history. God Bless them and God Bless America!
In Chicago, in deference to this holiday, King Richard the Second, shows his affection for his loyal and happy subjects by making all parking meters FREE today. Hooray!
So put your quarters away and feel free to park at any metered spot in the city, with no fear of the expired meter and it’s dastardly bright orange counterpart, the parking ticket.
The city has only 6 parking meter holidays a year. Here is the full list.
*New Year’s Day
*Memorial Day
*Independence Day
*Labor Day
*Thanksgiving Day
*Christmas Day
If you don’t believe me, here’s the link for the City of Chicago Parking Meter Holidays.
Fox News Interviews City Clerk Del Valle, Takes Credit For City Sticker Application Improvements
Fox 32 News did an interview with Chicago City Clerk Miguel Del Valle a few days ago.
Basically, it’s a video story about what we reported here a few days previous regarding improvements to the mailed application for city stickers and residential parking permits as well as improvements to the clerk’s city sticker website.
But Mark Saxenmeyer of Fox News goes on to claim, at least partial credit, for these changes.
The Expired Meter reports…YOU decide!
Fox News Chicago City Sticker Video
Parking Meter Patented 70 Years Ago Today
70 years ago today, May 24, 1938, patent, #2,118,318 was issued by the U.S. Patent Office for the Coin Controlled Parking Meter.
Magee was a lawyer and newspaper publisher in Oklahoma City, OK.
Magee actually had some help from Gerald A. Hale and Professor H.G. Thuesen of Oklahoma State University.
Gee, thanks guys! Motorists around the planet curse your memory.
Check out these great drawings from the original patent.
Here is the U.S. Patent office’s listing.
After 80 years, nearly 5 million parking meters, manufactured by three major companies, line the streets of this country’s cities, according to the Parking Meter Page.
Happy 80th Anniversary Parking Meter!
New & Improved Street Cleaning Signs?
It was only a few weeks ago when Streets & Sanitation announced the new color-coded street sanitation signs.
But now, it looks these signs have gone through another transformation.
Originally, each day of the week would get it’s own colored sign to further help residents identify exactly which day of the week they had to be vigilant about moving their car for street cleaning.
But now, it looks like (at least by this sign I came across), that each colored sign will have huge initial letter printed on the sign to further improve sign effectiveness.
I haven’t seen any other day of the week, but like the color-coding, I think this is a nice improvement as well.
Did you catch the very bottom of the sign? It says “Photo Enforced.”
My assumption is that the northside ward where the sign was posted is “privileged” enough to get one of the first camera-equipped street cleaners to insure people who forget to move their cars get ticketed. Lovely.












